Le closet theory

The Genetic Anomaly Theory
Three mothers, one lunch, and a rather disturbing discovery about my place in the maternal ecosystem. David Attenborough would have had a field day.
Oct 26 • Olympia Landeau
Liberté, Égalité, Publicité.
I am French, protesting is a birthright.
Oct 22 • Olympia Landeau
The Six Spoons Theory
A white mousseline dress, Chassagne-Montrachet, and dinner for six.
Oct 19 • Olympia Landeau
Who Gets the Keys?
Will the Saint Laurent woman and I become friends?
Oct 16 • Olympia Landeau
The School Gate Theory
“Tomorrow, let’s go for the leopard pants!
Oct 12 • Olympia Landeau
The Mademoiselle Ojuromi Theory
A spiritual guide to shopping.
Oct 9 • Olympia Landeau
The White T-Shirt Theory
Thirty white T-shirts, one Bergdorf fitting room. How hard could finding the right one possibly be ?
Oct 5 • Olympia Landeau

September 2026

The Invitation That Never Came
The Invitation That Never Came
Sep 28 • Olympia Landeau
The Murder Theory
A crime of passion, committed in velvet.
Sep 22 • Olympia Landeau
The Jewelry Infidelity Theory
I can buy myself flowers, clothes, shoes, bags and almost everything else. Can a woman buy herself diamonds and still want them from her husband?
Sep 14 • Olympia Landeau
The Tuesday Theory: Revisited
A love story, yet to make its debut.
Sep 7 • Olympia Landeau

August 2026

The Closet Theory
Fashion, always.
Aug 31 • Olympia Landeau
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