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The Jewelry Infidelity Theory
I can buy myself flowers, clothes, shoes, bags and almost everything else. Can a woman buy herself diamonds and still want them from her husband?
Sep 14
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The Tuesday Theory: Revisited
A love story, yet to make its debut.
Sep 7
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August 2026
The Closet Theory
Fashion, always.
Aug 31
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The First Day of School Theory
I had planned the perfect first-day outfit. By day two, I was late, wearing a pajama T-shirt and ready to withdraw us both from school forever.
Aug 24
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The Witches of Weston Theory
I drove an hour to celebrate my friend’s birthday in Weston. What happened next deserved a theory of its own.
Aug 17
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The I’m in Love Theory
He was coming to New York for two nights. I bought enough dresses for six months. What can I say? I am a romantic.
Aug 10
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The Plastic Bag Theory
I waited a year for a Chloé top. Bergdorf sent it rolled into a plastic bag. I kept the top—and the grudge.
Aug 3
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July 2026
The Tuesday Theory
The Tuesday Theory
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The Closet Theory
Olympia Landeau
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